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  • dykke vitser!

    Sikkert mange som er gode og gamle, men de er nå artige alikevel! ;D

    Three instructors and their students are on board a dive boat
    in the middle of the ocean. There is a NAUI instructor, a PADI
    instructor, and an SSI instructor.
    Everything is going fine until the boat springs a leak and starts to sink.
    The SSI instructor says to his students, "Okay, we're in the middle of the ocean, so we might as well do our deep dive."
    The NAUI instructor says to his students, "Okay, we might as well do our
    navigation dive, so let's get our compasses out and swim
    towards shore." The PADI instructor says to his
    students, "Okay, for $25 extra you guys get to do a wreck
    dive!"

    My SCUBA instructor always stressed that you should never
    go diving alone. If you have equipment problems, your buddy
    can help you. If you run out of air, your buddy can help you.
    If you meet an aggressive shark, your odds are 50-50
    instead of 100%.

    Two divers go spear fishing. They catch a lot of fish and
    return to the shore.
    The first one says, "I hope you remember the spot where we
    caught all those fish."
    The other answers, "Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the
    boat to mark the spot."
    "You idiot!" cries the first, "How do you know we will get the
    same boat tomorrow?"

    Does your buddy hate you if: -
    a. He gives you the "wait here" sign and you are still on the
    boat?
    b. He "forgets" to close your dry suit zipper?
    c. When you give him the out of air signal, he passes you his
    snorkel?
    d. When you indicate you are low on air, he writes on his
    slate "I'll get you some" and swims off?
    e. You give him the "OK" signal and he gives you the finger?
    f. He spits in your mask for you, but you haven't taken it off
    yet?

    "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement."

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    Sv: dykke vitser!

    Dritbra! :lol:

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      Sv: dykke vitser!

      :lol: :lol: :lol:

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        Sv: dykke vitser!

        ;D ;D ;D konge

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        • #5
          Sv: dykke vitser!

          Her er det fler! ;D

          Hvis noen vil legge dem hit på siden får dem bare gjøre det.

          -Mathias
          Følger av DIN-standarden.

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