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    Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads:

    40-ish ........................ 49.
    Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone.
    Athletic ...................... No breasts
    Average looking .......... Moooo.
    Beautiful .................... Pathological liar.
    Emotionally Secure ... On medication.
    Feminist .................... Fat
    Free spirit .................. Junkie
    Friendship first .......... Former slut.
    New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places.
    Old-Fashioned ........... No BJs.
    Open-minded ............. Desperate
    Outgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing.
    Professional .............. Bitch
    Voluptuous ................ Very Fat
    Hugh frame ............... Hugely Fat
    Wants soul mate ....... Stalker

    WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
    1. Yes = No
    2. No = Yes
    3. Maybe = No
    4. We need = I want
    5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry
    6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
    7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
    8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
    9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
    10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

    MEN'S ENGLISH:
    1. I am hungry = I am hungry
    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
    3. I am tired = I am tired
    4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
    5. I love you = Let's have sex now
    6. I am bored = Can we have sex now?
    7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
    8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
    9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
    10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
    11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay


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    Originally posted by Kompressor View Post

    Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads:
    pussig, den har jeg også sett nylig...

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